Message Collection
* Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece divided into two parts
Left and right
In Left nothing is right and in right nothing is left.
* Met you as a stranger kept you as a friend.
hope we will meet again and our friendship never ends,
this is how long you will be my friend. hope we will meet again and our friendship never ends,
* Lamha ye waqt guzar jayega ,
chend lamho mein daman chut jayega ,
abhi waqt hai do batein karlo humse
fir kya pata kal koi aur app ke zindagi me shamil ho jayega.
* Hitler bhi chala gaya ,
Sadam bhi pakada gaya ,
Bin laden ka pata nahi ,
Tum bhi dikhte nahi.....
Lagta hai dharti pe acche din aa gaye
* God made daylight called it as SUN,
God made entertainment called it as FUN
God made night light called it as MOON,
God made you and called it as CARTOON.
* Tadapke dekho kisi ki chahat mein toh pata chale intezaar kya hota hai ,
Yun hi mil jaye jo bina chahe,
To kaise pata chale pyaar kya hota hai .....
* Rishte hote hain zindagi bitane ke liye ,
Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye ,
Milne ka to naseeb nahi ,
Lo SMS kiya apni yaad dilane ke liye .
* Dil ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain ,
Door rehke bhi kareeb hote hain,
Jo log apko rooz dekhte hain
Kitne khush naseeb hote hain.
* Every garden must have a red rose,
Every sweet face must have red cheeks,
Every grass must have a dew and
Every person in this world must have a friend like you.
* Cheragon se andhere door ho jate,
Toh chand ki chahat kise hoti ,
kaat sakte akele yeh zindagi toh dosti naam ki cheez hi kyu hoti ......!
* Roses
aRe RED
violets
aRe Blue
( )" " ( ) God
* * MADE
( (T) )
( " ) ( " ) Me cute
xxxxxxxxxxxxx But Wot
( ---- ---- ) Happened
* * TO
(---) U ????
* Jab jab kanjuson ka naam liya jayega ,
ye mera wishwash hai --- tera naam sabse upar aayega !
Ab toh SMS kar de warna kanjusi ke ithihas mein tera naam
amar ho jayega.
* S -- Sets you free
M -- Makes yo special
I -- Increases your face value
L -- Lifts up your spirits
E -- Erases all your tensions
**** So SMILE plz ****
* Long time ago only IDIOTS used to read my SMS ......
And today, the history continues ..........
* Har sham dil bahut udas hota hai ,
Tumhari dosti ka ehsaas hota hai ,
Us waqt tumhari yaad aati hai
Jab koi bandar aas pass hota hai.
* Friends may meet, friends may scatter,
If hearts are " LOYAL "
Distance doesn't matter...
* Friendship is like wine as it gets older it gets sweeter.
Just like you and me
You are getting OLDER and I am getting sweeter.
* So sweet is your smile,
so sweet is your style,
so sweet is your voice,
so sweet is your eyes,
and how sweet I lie ........
* Duniya mein sirf 7 cheezein famous hai
bole toh 7 wonders -
1 ) Apun
2) Apun ka style
3) Apun ka awaaz
4) Apun ka smile
5) Apun ka face
6) Apun ka SMS aur
7) Apun ka Dost
yane ke tuuuu !!
* Eyes to look at you,
Hands to pray for you,
Mind to remember you,
Heart to keep you as a friend and
Legs to kick you if you forget me !!!!
* One stone is enough to break a glass,
One sentence is enough to break a heart,
One second is enough to fall in love and
a friend like you is enough to live a life !!!!
* Falling in love is a secret ambition,
Finding true love is the greatest tension,
So follow indian tradition and marry your dad's decision !!!!
* Waqt mile toh hame yaad karlena , pal pal na sahi
din me ek baar yaad karlena ,
Dost honge hazar par hum bhi ek hai itna yaad karlena !!
* As precious as you are to me, as precious can no one ever be,
I know all friends are hard to choose
But only you would be hard to loose
* Feels good if somebody misses you,
Feels better if somebody loves you,
But its the greatest feeling when somebody never forget you.
* Some friend may cause pain and happiness.
They come go but one thing for sure they love and miss you,
but believe me, I am one of them !!
* Birth is the start of life,
Beauty is the art of life,
Mystery and risk are part of life,
But true friends like you are the heart of life !!!!
* Friendship is a chain of gold,
Each link has a smile, a laugh, a tear, a grip of hand,
a word of cheer, No matter how many heavy the load will be
I will be your friend untill we grow old !!!!
* I wrote your name on sand, it got washed away
I wrote your name in air, it got blown away
So I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack
* Faasle milaakar aapas me pyaar rakhna ,
Dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna ,
Bichad jaye kabhi aapse hum
aankhon mein hamesha humarah intezaar rakhna ..........
* I asked god for flower ,
He gave me garden
I asked god for tree ,
He gave me forest
I asked god for friend ,
He gave me you !!!!
* Rose , lotus
Tulips , orchids
sunflower , lily
All flowers are sweet
But they have no comparison with you
Because GOBI ke phool ki baat hi alag hai.
* When it rains you don't see the sun but its there.
Hope we can be like that .....
We don't see each other but we will always be there for each other.
* A sardar dies due to lightning ,
his dead body found smiling
Everybody is wondering why ?
When god asks him , he says " I thought somebody was
taking my photo.
* Shayari by sardar :
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se dekha toh raste pe koi nah tha
Raste par jake dekha toh khidki pe koi nahi tha.
* You are my sweet SONA,
I don't want you to KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise, I will start RONA
Atleast good morning to kar LONA .
* Mere dil , jiger , kidney , liver ho tum
waqt - bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme maar jaye wo river ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum .
* Life is extremely precious
love each day as if your going to die next day ,
And dream each day as if your going to live forever.
* A lot of people walk in and out of my life .
But only true friends like you leave foot prints in my heart.
* O " "O Whatever mood your
(*0*,) in now
(") o (") I wish somehow ........
O" "O My SMS makes you
(*0 ' ) SMILE !!!!
(") 0 (")
* Zindagi me hamesha naye log milenge kahi pe zayada
to kahi pe kum milenge
Aitbar zara soch kar karna ,
Mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum milenge.
* Never walk away from true friendship,
When you see some faults, be patient and realize that
nobody is perfect,
I am not perfect but I can always be a true friend !!!!
* When all sea's become dry,
When all birds leave the sky,
When all friends say good bye,
I'll be there to say you
" HI "
* Aap ki kashish ........
Sarfarosh hai ..........
Aap ka nasha ..............
yun madhosh hai ............
Kya kahe tumse janejaan
tu "KHARGOSH " hai .
* .*. I set up this Chiristmas tree just for you
,:'*':, It brings with it ,HOPE ,JOY ,LOVE and PEACE.
,:;'^*^:;,
,::;;^*^::;;; Merry X-Mas to you !!
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* Muskaan tere honton se kabhi jaye na ,
Aansoo tere palko per kabhi aaye na ,
Pura ho tere har khwab ,
Aur jo pura na ho vo khwab kabhi aaye na .........
* Pal - Pal se banta hai EHSAAS ......
EHSAAS se banta hai VISHWAS .....
VISHWAS se banta hai RISHTEY ........
RISHTEY se banta hai koi KHAS .....
jaise AAP !!!!
* Wishing you a super duper , zabardast, xtra badia,
ekdum special , mast and jhinchak , bole toh
ekdum jhakass
HAPPY NEW YEAR
* n SS!W ! n SS!W !
n SS!W ! n SS!W !
n SS!W ! n SS!W !
Got confused ??????
be smart BUddhu ......... ulta karke dekho !
* January to december ,
Sunday to Saturday ,
AM to PM ,
My feelings for yo have never changed .......U
R ........always ...........a
HEADACHE to me !
* Your smile can be compared to a flower ,
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo,
Your inocence to a child ,
But in stupidity you have no comparison
YOU ARE BEST
LOL
* Three chimps escaped from the Zoo.......
One was caught watching TV .........
Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this text message ......
* " 12 "
. ! .
9 ---- 3
,, ,,
. 6 .
TIME will always fly , But our "FRIENSHIP "
will never die .
Keep in touch !!
* Meiin shayar toh nahi ...
magar aye hasi ...
aage ki lines main jantha nahi
* Never ignore somebody who cares for you
because one day you may find that you have lost
a diamond because you were busy in collecting
stones .
Think about it .
* Santa -- Yaar main apni GF nu gift dena hai , ki dewan ?
Banta -- Gold ring de de
Santa -- Koi badi cheez bata
Banta -- Ta fir M.R.F KA tyre de de .
* If I need brain transplantation I will prefer your brain ...
Don't think you are genius...
I wanted a brain which is never used before.
* Alone I can say but together we can shout,
Alone I can smile but together we can laugh,
Alone I can live but together we can celebrate,
That's being FRIENDS
* Friendship is not a collection of hearts,
But it is selection of hearts
All friends are not true . But true friends are very few !!
Just LIKe you !!
* Golden is the sky when sun is rising ,
Silver is the ocean when moon is shining ,
Pleasant is the day when you are smiling .
Have a nice day and God bless you in all your work
* GALILEO : Great Mind
EINSTEIN : Genius Mind
NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind
BILL GATES : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : ?????????????????????
Ammmmmmmm
NEVER Mind
* Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength ,
Loving someone gives you courage
And friendship often ends in love ,
But love in friendship never ends ......
* Deepak me agar noor hota ,
Tanha dil majboor na hota ,
Hum aapko GOOD NIGHT
Kehne zaroor aate ,
Agar aap ka ghar door na hota.
* One of the best message --->
Love means : A guy and his GF were speeding at 100kmph.
Girl : Slow down , its too scary
Guy : no its fun . He asks her to hug him tight and
tells her helmet is heavy on my head take it and wear it .
The next day its seen in the newspapers that a bike crashed in to
a building and out of the two only girl survived .
The truth is that the guy realised that the brakes failed but
he dint want her to know
He felt her love by getting her hug for the last time ........
* Khushbu ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge ,
Sukoon banke Dil me utar jayenge ,
zara mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye ,
door hote hue bhi pass nazar ayenge.
* Bahut door hai humare ghar se tumhare ghar ka kinara.....
Par hum hawa ke har jhonke se puch lete hain kya haal hai
tumhara.
* Apni wo mulakate kuch adhuri si lagi ,
Pas ho ke bhi thodi duri si lagi,
Hotho pe hasi ,ankho me majburisi lagi
zindagi me pehli baar kisiki dosti itni zaruri si lagi.
* Dil ko aadat ho gayi hai chot khane ki ,
Bhigi palko ke sang muskurane ki ,
Kash anjam pehle se jaan jaate ,
Toh koshish bhi na karte engineering me aane ki.
* Aankho se ashko ki BARSAAT hogi ,
Ek naya DIN EK nayi RAAT hogi ,
HUM bhi hai MUSAFIR tum bhi ho MUSAFIR ,
Na jane kis mod par phir MULAKAAT hogi
* If I disturb you
I am SORRY !!
But I need .......... to say
I .......... Love
Disturbing you !! :P
* ((((((((())))))))))))))
((((((((((((@ @ )))))))))))
((((((((((((((, <.-.>,))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((( :, ---,: )))))))))))))))))
DONT
be
Afraid
Sometimes screen works as mirror ............!!
* Receive My simple Gift of "HI"
wrapped with "LOVE" , tied with "CARE"
And sealed with a "PRAYER"
to keep you " SAFE" and "HAPPY" .
Wishing you a very HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
* ''''',
;
' , LOVE
'
',,,,,,,,,,,,,', is not only made for lovers
Its also for best friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY !!
* HI , My engagement has been fixed :-s
This month 30th .
I never expected this to happen so soon .
It was all of a sudden .........it is in my house ill
send formal invitation soon ...........( feb msg )
* What is love??
Its when someone breaks your heart ......And the most
amazing thing is that you still love them with every broken piece.
* Start a
, ;* " *;,
*; % ,*;
____ ) ( _________ New day
With A clean HEART
* NO Tears ...........
NO Fears ...........
NO Worry ..........
be HAPPY
*---* GOOD MORNING
* Dil se aapka khayal jaata nahin ........
Aap ke siva koi yaad aata nahi ......
Hasrat hai rooz dekhoon aapko ......
par khambakhat madari aapko rooz lata nahi.
* The teddy bear dances when it see's some one smart !!
O "" O
( -.- )
(,) )
L,! L
Ok dont force .........
* HA
HAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Nothing !! Just remembered your face !!
* What is education ????
" Education is wasting one -fourth of your life learning
how to waste the rest three-fourth ".
* A man to sardar : oh ! sardarji meri beti ab JAWAN ho gayi hai
Sardar replies : Oye !toh border pe bhej de !!
* How Amazing !!!!
A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT " in 20 years ,
But a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins
* Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye ,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye ,
Bus yhi sath chalte raho air dost ,
Ye dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.
* If -u-have reasons for loving someone,
Then - u -r using your mind ,
But if -u-love someone for no reasons ,
Then -u-r using your heart and that is
" TRUE LOVE "
* Friendship is one of the best gift that life brings,
its a bond of love ,laughter , and sharing .
I wish we could be together sharing our dreams ,
smiles , memories.
* You know which is the day to propose a beautiful
Women or a cute girl ........
April 1st . you know why ?
If she accepts OK ...........otherwise
Tell her APRIL FOOL
* What is the extreme limit of stupidity ?
Two sardar sitting on riksha and fighting for corner seat.
* DeRe iS aLwayS a ReaAsOn iN eVeRyThNg.
A rEaSoN 2 LivE , a ReAsOn 2 LUV ,
a rEaSoN 2 cRy bUt iF yOu cAnT fInD
a rEaSoN 2 SMILE , cAn i Be D rEaSoN
4 a wHILe
* Hear beats 72 times a minute.
Even if your heart beats only a minute
you will live !!!!
Becoz , 71 times my heart beats 4 u ...........
* Dooriyonse farak padhta nahi ,
Baat dilon ki nazdikiyon se hoti hai .
Dosti to khas apnose hai varna
Mulakath to najane rooz kitno se
hoti hai .
* Boro plus ke liye Kareena ........
Lux ke liye Aishwarya .........
Sunsilk ke liye Bipasha .........
Himami ke liye Madhuri .......
Dont worry you are there for
"Itchguard"
* (>"""<)
( ' . ' )
(") (") Cant hear you
(>""<)
( -0- )
(") (") Cant see you
(>""<)
( ' . ' )
(") (") cant meet you
(>" "<)
( " ( ' , ' ) " ) BUT
Miss You
* Peene do sakhi abhi raat baki hai .....
Aao ke naam ka ek aur jaam baki hai .......
Jana hai ladkhadate hue maikhane se ........
Peene do abhi kadmo me thodi jaan baki hai .......
* Three things in life once gone will not come back
" Time , Words and Opportunity "
Three things in life should never be lost
" Hope . Love and FRIENDS "
Cheers
* Boyfriend -- Mai tumse shaadi nahi karsakta
Ghar wale mana kar rahe hain
Girlfriend -- Ghar pe kaun kaun hai ??
Boyfriend -- ek Biwi aur teen bacche
* Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi ,
Muskura rahe the hum, par ankho me nami si thi ,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara ,
Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
* Red colour is for LOve ,
Pink is joy , yellow is luxury ,
green is grain , calm and cool blue ,
May all colour your home this HOLI
HAPPY HOLI !!!!
* Ek haathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya ,
Chuhiya ne haathini ko shikayat karke kaha
ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna
Mard humare ghar me bhi hain.
* Lub khamosh hota hai jab samne aate ho,
Dil dhadak jata hai jab nigah milate ho,
Sans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho ,
Bhoot ho kya ?? Itna kyu darate ho ??
* Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki
book ko kitne din mein padha ja sakta hai .....
WRITER - 6 months
DOCTOR - 2 months
LAWYER - 1 month
ENGINEER - " EXAM kab hai ? "
* Ice is a cream , luv is a dream but
"Friendship is evergreen"
Dont make friends before understanding
and don't break a friendship after
misunderstanding.
* Dil ke jazzbat ki awaaz nahi hoti ,
Ikraar me suron ki barsaat nahi hoti ,
Nigahe bayan kar deti hai sari dastan ,
Dosti lafzo ki mohtaz nahi hoti.
* Ek cheenti aur haathi ki shaadi ho gayi
Haathi dusre din hi mar gaya .
Cheenti boli -
Ek raat betayi pyar karne main
Ab saari umar beet jayegi sale ki kabr
khodne main .
* Population control slogan in north India --
HUM DO , HUMARE DO ,
UNKE BAAD JITNE BHI HON,
SABKO BANGALORE BHEJ DO !!
* Love the one who cares for you ,
Care the one who shares with you ,
Share with the one who knows you ,
Know the one who miss you ,
But don't miss the one who is
" ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU "
* Dreams are the BEST part of LIFE
If you MISS sleep
You MISS the best part of LIFE .
So its already LATE
Go to bed catch good sleep
Sweet dreams
* Sabse loving kaun : TUM
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Sabse Sweet kaun : TUM
Sabse cute kaun : TUM
In sab me TUM se zayada kaun : HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun :
HUM TUM
* Never feel lonely , bcoz i am there to fill
your loneliness,
Never feel sad bcoz i am there to make you laugh
Never feel deserted, bcoz you are
Invaluable to someone ..........
* Ants were bathing and elephant jumped in to
pool . All ants got out of water one ant climbed on the
back of the elephant .
All ants shouted " DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SAALE KO "
* Lets be positive like this :
Four ants are moving through a jungle .
They saw an elephant coming towards them .
Then 1 st ant - We will kill him
2nd ant - we will break his leg.
3rd ant - we will throw him out of our way .
4th ant - we will leave him because he is alone
and we are four !!
* Sooni zindagi may hulchul mehsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui ,
Jaane kyon aaj aisa laga ,
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
* Importance of Thumb :
1) Child we it for chewing purpose .
2) illiterate people use it for sign.
3) winners use it for victory and
4) One fool is using it for reading SMS !!
* Is SMS ko sare kaam chhod kar mat padho,is SMS ko aap
baad me bhi padh sakte ho, ye SMS koi joke nahi hai,
ye SMS bahut imp bhi nahi hai , is SMS me aapko
kuch kehna nahi hai ,ye SMS thoda lamba zaroor hai , par
ye SMS kuch khas nahi hai , par mujhe ye baat samjh nahi aa raha ki
aap is SMS ko aise dhyaan se kyon padh rahe ho ,
ye SMS to main waise hi time pass karne ke liye forward kiya ,
ab aapko mere upar gussa aaya hoga , par mai kya karun
mujhe bhi kisi ne aise hi bheja.
* LALOO KE PEECHE KUTTE KA BACCHA PADHA ,
lalloo bola , " Hum toh BSNL ka card dalwa liya hun ,
sasura e HUTCH ka network kaise pakad raha hai ...........!!
* One night PRINCE CHARLES and SARDAR were
having dinner .
Prince said to sardar " give the wine you divine "
Sardar thought how poetic !!
So he said " Pass the custard you bastard !!
* Gulab ko bhi kamal bana dete ,
Uski ek ada pe koi gazal bana dete,
Kambakht marti nahi ladkiyan mujhpe ,
Warna bangalore me hum
TAJ MAHAL bana dete ...............
* Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge ,
Kaun jane ki hum kidhar jayenge ,
Hum aapki parchayi hain yaad rakhna ,
Jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge.
* Haseen tum ho toh bure hum bhi nahi ,
Mehlo me tum ho toh sadko pe hum bhi nahi ,
Dosti karke kehte ho busy ho ,
Kaan kholke sunlo free hum bhi nahi.
* Na kisi ko giraya na khud ko uchala ,
Kata zindagi ka safar dheere dheere
Jaha pahunche tum chaalange lagakar
Hum bhi wahi pahunche magar dheere dheere.
* Kitne jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai ,
Pyaas bhujti nahi ki barsaat guzar jati hai ,
Apni yadoon se kaho ki yun na sataya kare ,
Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai.
* Life is a journey where you meet many on the way,
Some may come to your heart and some may not ,
But never be emotionally involved ,
We never know when we have to walk alone.
* Motto of new generation ----
Na hum shaadi karenge na apne bacchon ka karne denge !!!!
* Guncha ye koi meray naam kar diya ,
Saki ne phir se mera jaam bhar diya ,
Tum jaisa koi nahi is jahan me ,
Subah ko teri julf ne shaam kar diya.
* You Know why GOD created gap between fingers ?????
So that , at some day your true mate comes and
fill those gaps by holding your hand FOREVER !!!!
* What is KISS ?????
In view of -
GEOMETRY -- Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips !!
ECONOMICS -- Kiss is that thing for which demand is always higher
than supply !!
PHYSICS -- Kiss is the process of charging a human body !!
COMPUTER -- Kiss is just like a LAN , in which 2 bodies are
connected with out any DATA CABLE .
* SMS karenge hum tumko bari bari ,
Hame lagti hain yeh rasam pyaari pyaari ,
Ye SMS milte hi ek SMS bhej dena ,
Kyonki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.
* Ravan decides to apologise to Sri RAM ,
Knocks the door , Sri RAM opens the door .
Ravan stands thinking ...........guess what ?????
??????????????
KIS MUH SE MAAFI MANGU ???????
* Who was the 1 st Indian woman 2 fly abroad ?
?????????????
Arry THink
OH HO
SITA WITH RAVAN !!!!
* Yaadon me hamari vo bhi khoye honge ,
Khuli aankhon se kabhi vo bhi soye honge ,
Mana hasna hai aada gum chupane ki ,
Par haste haste kabhi mere liye vo bh roya honge.
* Smile is complete when it begins with your lips ,
Reflects in your eyes and ends with glow on your face .
" Wish you such smiling moments all your LIFE "
* Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan na lijiye ,
Kyu ho humse khafa bayaan toh kijiye ,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gai koi khata ,
Yu yaad na karke hume saza na dijiye
* Sabhi nagme saaz me gaye nahi jate ,
sabhi log mehfil me bulage nahi jate ,
Kuch pass rehkar bhi yaad nahi aate ,
Kuch log door hote hue bhi bhulaye nahi jate.
* Whenever you share the goodness in your your ,
You always end up winning hearts because life is
an echo , It gives back what you have given !!!!
* When nights are long and friend are few ,I sit
by my window are think of you .............
A silent whisper a silent fear .......With all my
heart I wish you were here..........
* Dil ki hasrat zuban pe aane lagi ,
unhe dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi,
yeh ishq ki inteha thi ya meri diwangi,
har surat mei, surat unki nazar aane lagi
* Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai humari ,
Aap yuhi khush rahein hasrat hai humari ,
Aap ko hum yaad aayein na ayein ,
Aaap ko yaad karna adat hai humari.
* Aap pass rahi ya door ,
Hum dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain ,
Na kisiki miss call na phone , na SMS ke mohtaz hain hum,
Aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hain.
* Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hain ,
jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hain .
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi ,
Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain.
* Live for the person who dies for you ,
Smile for the person who takes care of you ,
Fight for the person who protects you ,
And love the person who loves more than you.
* Maana hum itne SWEET nahi ki diabetes ho jaye ,
Nahi itne SALTY ki BP badh jaye ,
Nahi itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye ,
Par itne KADVE bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye.
* God picked up a rose and dipped it in dew .....
It then kissed it which turned in to YOU
It then gifted it to me as the part of the Blessings .
* Hello !! Whats wrong with your mobile ????
Tried so many times but every time I call
It says : The subscriber your trying to reach is
in your HEART
* A Gorgeous girl , walks up to professor's cabin amd
says : I will do anything to pass the exam
Professor -- Anything ?????????
Girl -- YES
Professor -- Then go and study
* Ae kalam zara ruk ruk kal chal ,
Kya gazab ka mukam aaya hai ,
Thodi deer thehar ja kyunki ,
Teri nok ke neeche mere pyaar ka naam aaya hai .
* If you born as poor , it's not your mistake .
But if you die as poor , thats your mistake.
* When I send you SMS it doesnt mean you have to do the same ,
You can send fruits ,pizza , chocos, CDs , DVDs , cash etc
Even DDs and cheques also accepted
* A Bond of love , A medal of trust ,
A shoulder in sadness , A hand in darkness,
A special relation to hold ,
A ear where secrets can b told .
Is person like YOU .
* I am a word of five letters , people eat me .
If you remove my 1st letter , I will form of energy ,
If you remove my 1st two letters I will be needed for living .
If you remove my 1st three letters i will be near you ,
If you remove my 1st four letters i will be a drink for you.
WHO AM I ????????
Reply if you are genius .
* Easiest way to die .............
1) Have a cigar daily -- you will die 10 years early
2) Have drinks daily -- you will die 30 years early
3) But love someone truly - you will die daily
* Ba adab ba mulaiza hoshiyaar ........
pagalon ki maharani ,
hindustani bewakufon ki sardar ,
Noorey cham , husn-e- pagalistaan
SMS padhke muskura rahi hain !!!!
* What is the height of flirting ??????????
When your love letter starts with
" TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN "
* God puchha , kidhar jana mangta hai ?????
SWARG ya NARG ??????
Apun bola NARG ,Malum kyu ?
Tum sala dostlog udharich milenge ,
Bole toh jidhar tum ,woich apun ka SWARG.
* Love is something that no one can hate ,
It is a passion we find in our mate ,
It can happen early or late AND
It is a medicine without expiry date .
* Rab se karni kuch baat baki hai ,
Poori karni ek khwaish baki hai ,
Agar maut bhi aa jaye to keh denge RUK ,
Mere yaar se meri ek mulakaat baki hai .
* 24 Sweet hrs make
1 sweet day !
7 sweet day make
1 sweet week !
4 sweet weeks makes
1 sweet month !
But ..........One sweetu like you makes life unlimited sweet .
* Haryani jaat riding a cycle and hits a girl
GIRL : Ghanti nahi mari jati kya ?
JAAT : Ye chori bawli dikhe ?
Poori cycle mar di ab ghati alag se maru
* Mat guroor kar apney husn ka ,
Andaaz hum bhi rakhtey hain.
Ayena bhi kahaan dikhaata hai woh tasveer ,
Jo apki tasveer hum pesh kiya kartey hain.
* In times of difficuties , dont ever say,
GOD i have a big problem, instead say -
Hey problem , I have a big GOD and everything
will be alright .
* Aap se ho na baat toh hum fikar karte hain,
Har waqt apne aap se apka zikar karte hain ,
Apki dosti humein naseeb hui , is baat ka rab se
shukriya ada karte hain .
* Chala ja msg tu banke gulab , hogi sachi dosti toh
ayega jawab , agar na aaye jawab toh mat hona
udas , samajh lena ke unke liye koi or hai khas .
* Shab bhar shabd ko taraste rahe ,
shab bhar sabr karte rahe, shab bhar shabnam ka nasha ,
Nasha toota toh shab shab na rahi hum hum na rahe .
* 1 + opposite of W + Initial of ice +
Twice of the letter before + 3/4 of X + 15 letter +
1/2 of O .
If UR free find the answer and SMS me
* Kanjus ki tarah zindagi kya jeena ,
Kabhi meri tarah bhi jiya karo ,
Roj mera SMS padh kar sharam nahi aati ,
kabhi kabhi khud bhi SMS kar liya karo.
* Sending you 1000 SMILES , Take one for now and
keep the remaining 999 under your pillow , pick
out 1 every time you think of me coz i wanna see you
SMILING ALWAYS
* Dushmani is a bridge Between you and me ,
When you feel lonely cross it I Am waiting
on the other side forever And if your afraid just
tell me .............I'll cross it for your .
* Tumhari dushmani ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar aata hai ,
sochta hu ghar ki bijli katwa du ,
aur tumhe deewar par latka du ,
kambakhat bill bahut aata hai.
* Large crowd gathered in a hall ,
an angel asked us to write down our sins before going to heaven,
Before i could start writing mine , I heard you shouting :
Extra paper plz !!
* Suraj ki pehli kiran tumhe roshani de ,
Chaman ki kaliyan tumhe khushbu de,
hum kuch de na de , denewala tumhe
umar bhar khushiyan de !
* A wellwisher is never measured by the number of
times he made you laugh ...........but by the number
of times he made you smile after you cried.
* Successful persons can never be defeated by problems !
They become masters of the situation and defeat
the problems ! Be a successful person always .
* Arsh walon se guzarish hai meri ,
ki aayein wo zami per kabhi ,
khuda ki kudrat yahaan bhi ,
kuch kam nahi ,
* IQ Question !!!!
A rich man needs _______
A poor man has ________
If you eat ________ u die !!
Only one word fits in all the 3 blanks !!
* It is ordinary 2 luv d marvellous but it is marvellous
to love the ordinary , Any one can love a rose , but it
takes a great deal to love a leaf .
Love every body ..........Thats life .
* Input seed output fruit ,
Input love output pain ,
Input hardwork output success.
Input ATM card output Money ,
Input Friendship output Sujata.
* An ass , behind another ass ,
behind tht I , and behind me the
whole nation ............
Sardar teaching his children the spelling of
"ASSassInaTION "
* Jo baat tujhme hai teri tasveer mein kahan ,
Jo nikhar tujhme hai teri tasvir mein kahan ,
Jo najakat tujhme hai teri tasvir mein kaha ,
Jo chandni tujhme hai vo chand mein kaha ,
Jo komalta tujhme hai wo komal mein kaha ,
Hum to dum se bedum hue
Jo halat humari pehle thi wo ab kaha .
* Many of us either fear tomorrow or regret
yesterday but i wont fear tomorrow if u will
still be there for me and I don't regret yesterday
because one yesterday I met you.
* Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya ,
gairon ne bewafa naam de diya ,
jo kehte the humein bhool na jana ,
usine bhool jane ka paigam de diya !!
* Khuda mujhse bola " bande ishq na kar ,
tu deewana ho jayega , Maine kaha
E khuda kabhi zameen pe aake mere
yaar se mil, ishq tujhe bhi ho jayega.
* Dosti gunha hai toh hone dena ,
Dosti khuda hai toh khone na dena ,
Agar kisi ko dost banao toh ,
us dost ko kabhi rone na dena.
* I may not be the most important person in your life
But I just hope that one day when you hear my name
you would just smile and say hey that's my friend.
* Never make the same mistake twice ,there are
so many new ones to make.
* Sehmi si nigaho me khwab hun saja denge ,
suni si raho me phool hum bicha denge ,
Humare sang muskura kar toh dekhiye,
hum aapkey har gum bhula dengey.
* SMS har pal karu toh shararat hogi ,
har din karu toh pareshani hogi ,
kabhi kabar karu toh kanjusi hogi ,
par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.
* Padh likh kar kya karna hai ,
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai ,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya toh
fir pehli class se hi padhna hai !!
* Kanta na hota , toh phool ki hefazat na hoti ,
andhera na hota toh roshini ki zarurat na hoti ,
Agar mil jati har khushi duniya mai , toh
dil ki mulaqat dard se na hoti.
* Can you solve this puzzle ??????
I live in water , If you cut my head , am at your door,
If you cut my tail i am a fruit , If you cut both
I am with you
* Only open heart receive LOVE.
Only open minds receive WISDOM
Only open hands receive GIFTS and
Only special people receive msg's from ME .
* Ae khuda aaj barsat ho jaye,
Kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye ,
jo mujhe SMS na karte ho , unka
mobile usme doob jaye
" NA RAHEGA PHONE NA BAJEGA TONE"
* Everything in this world is so fine but
Everything is not mine .
But there is one thing thats pure and divine .....
Your friendship and luckily its mine .
* You may be out of my nazar ,
But not out of my dil ,
You may be out of my reach
But not out of my soch ,
I may be kuch bhi nahi to you ,
But you will always be bahut kuch to me .
* As I walked ants crawl up the wall ,
I noticed that no matter how busy they are,
they still stop and communicate with each other.
Hope will be like them .
* Teacher to sardar : Where were you born ?
Sardar : In Tiruwanantapuram .
Teacher : Spell it ?
Sardar : ( After thinking ) I think I was born in GOA .
* Sardar 1 : ( Giggling behind sardar 2 at ATM centre )
Hahahahahaha I have seen your password .
Sardar 2 : What is it ?
Sardar 1 : Starts ( * * * * )
Sardar 2 : Hahahahaha you are wrong its 2356.
* Sometimes my eyes gets jealous of my heart ......you know why ?
Because , you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
* Ye gam ,ye aansoo kam na honge ,
ye yaadon ke ghere hardum na honge ,
Bita lo kuch lamhe humare saath bhi,
phir yaad karoge jab hum na honge .
* There are some people in this world who die very early
because God loves them more but your still alive
because there is someone who loves you more than God.
* New Teacher: Students tell your name and hobbies!
Now boys start .....
I am Robert, My hobby is " watching bubble in the bathtub "
I am Rohit, My hobby is " watching bubble in the bathtub "
I am Raghu, My hobby is " watching bubble in the bathtub "
Teacher: I wonder you all have same hobbies, next girls ......
My name is bubble
* Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha .
Wife : Tussi itni der se ki dekh rahe ho ?
Sardar : Expiry date dhoond raha hoon .......
* Maine jo socha kabhi paya nahin ,
Chahkar bhi mai use bhool paya nahin ,
Chahta to tha mein usko apnana ,
par maine usko kabhi bataya nahin .
* I was on a ship thinking of you .....when I looked down,
I dropped a tear inti the ocean .
Then I promised myself that , until I find it I won't forget you .
* The beauty of english -
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence
can lead to a nice story ? Here's an example :
Oh John please don't touch me at all !
Oh John please don' t touch me at !
Oh John please don't touch me !
Oh John please don't touch !
Oh John please don't !
Oh John please !
Oh John !
Ohh !!!!
* Thought of the day :
" Death is not the greatest loss in life . The greatest loss is what dies
inside us while we live "
* Please seriously pass this sms to your friends . A person urgently needs
2 bottles of ........................
Pepsi with chicken / mutton biryani .
It's serious , contact number and name is given below !
* Ek tumko humme yaad karne ki firsat nahi ,
Ek humko tumhe bhulne ki aadat nahi .
Tumko bhulne ki karte hain roz koshish ,
Magar sanso ke bina jeene ki aadat nahi .
* A smile may mean I like you ,
A rose may mean I care you ,
A ring may mean I will respect you ,
But a simple SMS like this mean I remember you .
* SMILE is a language of LOVE ,
it is a source to win HEARTS ,
smile creates greatness in your personality
so please kindly , honestly BRUSH your TEETH twice a day .
* Save
A space
For Me
in your
HEART
& not
in your mind .
The mind
easily
Forgets
But the heart ALWAYS REMEMBERS
Like now I remember you .
* Koi hai jo dua karta hai ,
Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta hai ,
Bhut khushnaseeb samajhte hain khud ko hum ,
door reh ke bhi koi yaad kia karta hai .
* Ae chand tu chamak chahe na chamak ,
hamein koi bhi gam nahi ,kyun ki ye SMS
padhne wala bhi ek chand hai ,
jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi .
* Every tear is a sign of brokeness ,
Every silence is a sign of lonliness ,
Every smile is a sign of kindness ,
Every SMS is a symbol of rememberance.
* Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day .
It's a tree that grows forever.
So keep watering the tree daily , with water called 'SMS' .
* 9 Planets
8 Directions
7 Wonders
6 Senses
5 Pandavas
4 Seasons
3 Choices
2 Genders
1 Friend like you
Makes a difference keep smiling.
* I wrote your name on sand, it got washed away
I wrote your name in air, it got blown away
So I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack
* Faasle milaakar aapas me pyaar rakhna ,
Dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna ,
Bichad jaye kabhi aapse hum
aankhon mein hamesha humarah intezaar rakhna ..........
* I asked god for flower ,
He gave me garden
I asked god for tree ,
He gave me forest
I asked god for friend ,
He gave me you !!!!
* Rose , lotus
Tulips , orchids
sunflower , lily
All flowers are sweet
But they have no comparison with you
Because GOBI ke phool ki baat hi alag hai.
* When it rains you don't see the sun but its there.
Hope we can be like that .....
We don't see each other but we will always be there for each other.
* A sardar dies due to lightning ,
his dead body found smiling
Everybody is wondering why ?
When god asks him , he says " I thought somebody was
taking my photo.
* Shayari by sardar :
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se dekha toh raste pe koi nah tha
Raste par jake dekha toh khidki pe koi nahi tha.
* You are my sweet SONA,
I don't want you to KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise, I will start RONA
Atleast good morning to kar LONA .
* Mere dil , jiger , kidney , liver ho tum
waqt - bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme maar jaye wo river ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum .
* Life is extremely precious
love each day as if your going to die next day ,
And dream each day as if your going to live forever.
* A lot of people walk in and out of my life .
But only true friends like you leave foot prints in my heart.
* O " "O Whatever mood your
(*0*,) in now
(") o (") I wish somehow ........
O" "O My SMS makes you
(*0 ' ) SMILE !!!!
(") 0 (")
* Zindagi me hamesha naye log milenge kahi pe zayada
to kahi pe kum milenge
Aitbar zara soch kar karna ,
Mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum milenge.
* Never walk away from true friendship,
When you see some faults, be patient and realize that
nobody is perfect,
I am not perfect but I can always be a true friend !!!!
* When all sea's become dry,
When all birds leave the sky,
When all friends say good bye,
I'll be there to say you
" HI "
* Aap ki kashish ........
Sarfarosh hai ..........
Aap ka nasha ..............
yun madhosh hai ............
Kya kahe tumse janejaan
tu "KHARGOSH " hai .
* .*. I set up this Chiristmas tree just for you
,:'*':, It brings with it ,HOPE ,JOY ,LOVE and PEACE.
,:;'^*^:;,
,::;;^*^::;;; Merry X-Mas to you !!
T
* Muskaan tere honton se kabhi jaye na ,
Aansoo tere palko per kabhi aaye na ,
Pura ho tere har khwab ,
Aur jo pura na ho vo khwab kabhi aaye na .........
* Pal - Pal se banta hai EHSAAS ......
EHSAAS se banta hai VISHWAS .....
VISHWAS se banta hai RISHTEY ........
RISHTEY se banta hai koi KHAS .....
jaise AAP !!!!
* Wishing you a super duper , zabardast, xtra badia,
ekdum special , mast and jhinchak , bole toh
ekdum jhakass
HAPPY NEW YEAR
* n SS!W ! n SS!W !
n SS!W ! n SS!W !
n SS!W ! n SS!W !
Got confused ??????
be smart BUddhu ......... ulta karke dekho !
* January to december ,
Sunday to Saturday ,
AM to PM ,
My feelings for yo have never changed .......U
R ........always ...........a
HEADACHE to me !
* Your smile can be compared to a flower ,
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo,
Your inocence to a child ,
But in stupidity you have no comparison
YOU ARE BEST
LOL
* Three chimps escaped from the Zoo.......
One was caught watching TV .........
Another playing football and the third one was caught reading this text message ......
* " 12 "
. ! .
9 ---- 3
,, ,,
. 6 .
TIME will always fly , But our "FRIENSHIP "
will never die .
Keep in touch !!
* Meiin shayar toh nahi ...
magar aye hasi ...
aage ki lines main jantha nahi
* Never ignore somebody who cares for you
because one day you may find that you have lost
a diamond because you were busy in collecting
stones .
Think about it .
* Santa -- Yaar main apni GF nu gift dena hai , ki dewan ?
Banta -- Gold ring de de
Santa -- Koi badi cheez bata
Banta -- Ta fir M.R.F KA tyre de de .
* If I need brain transplantation I will prefer your brain ...
Don't think you are genius...
I wanted a brain which is never used before.
* Alone I can say but together we can shout,
Alone I can smile but together we can laugh,
Alone I can live but together we can celebrate,
That's being FRIENDS
* Friendship is not a collection of hearts,
But it is selection of hearts
All friends are not true . But true friends are very few !!
Just LIKe you !!
* Golden is the sky when sun is rising ,
Silver is the ocean when moon is shining ,
Pleasant is the day when you are smiling .
Have a nice day and God bless you in all your work
* GALILEO : Great Mind
EINSTEIN : Genius Mind
NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind
BILL GATES : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : ?????????????????????
Ammmmmmmm
NEVER Mind
* Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength ,
Loving someone gives you courage
And friendship often ends in love ,
But love in friendship never ends ......
* Deepak me agar noor hota ,
Tanha dil majboor na hota ,
Hum aapko GOOD NIGHT
Kehne zaroor aate ,
Agar aap ka ghar door na hota.
* One of the best message --->
Love means : A guy and his GF were speeding at 100kmph.
Girl : Slow down , its too scary
Guy : no its fun . He asks her to hug him tight and
tells her helmet is heavy on my head take it and wear it .
The next day its seen in the newspapers that a bike crashed in to
a building and out of the two only girl survived .
The truth is that the guy realised that the brakes failed but
he dint want her to know
He felt her love by getting her hug for the last time ........
* Khushbu ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge ,
Sukoon banke Dil me utar jayenge ,
zara mehsus karne ki koshish toh kijiye ,
door hote hue bhi pass nazar ayenge.
* Bahut door hai humare ghar se tumhare ghar ka kinara.....
Par hum hawa ke har jhonke se puch lete hain kya haal hai
tumhara.
* Apni wo mulakate kuch adhuri si lagi ,
Pas ho ke bhi thodi duri si lagi,
Hotho pe hasi ,ankho me majburisi lagi
zindagi me pehli baar kisiki dosti itni zaruri si lagi.
* Dil ko aadat ho gayi hai chot khane ki ,
Bhigi palko ke sang muskurane ki ,
Kash anjam pehle se jaan jaate ,
Toh koshish bhi na karte engineering me aane ki.
* Aankho se ashko ki BARSAAT hogi ,
Ek naya DIN EK nayi RAAT hogi ,
HUM bhi hai MUSAFIR tum bhi ho MUSAFIR ,
Na jane kis mod par phir MULAKAAT hogi
* If I disturb you
I am SORRY !!
But I need .......... to say
I .......... Love
Disturbing you !! :P
* ((((((((())))))))))))))
((((((((((((@ @ )))))))))))
((((((((((((((, <.-.>,))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((( :, ---,: )))))))))))))))))
DONT
be
Afraid
Sometimes screen works as mirror ............!!
* Receive My simple Gift of "HI"
wrapped with "LOVE" , tied with "CARE"
And sealed with a "PRAYER"
to keep you " SAFE" and "HAPPY" .
Wishing you a very HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
* ''''',
;
' , LOVE
'
',,,,,,,,,,,,,', is not only made for lovers
Its also for best friends.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY !!
* HI , My engagement has been fixed :-s
This month 30th .
I never expected this to happen so soon .
It was all of a sudden .........it is in my house ill
send formal invitation soon ...........( feb msg )
* What is love??
Its when someone breaks your heart ......And the most
amazing thing is that you still love them with every broken piece.
* Start a
, ;* " *;,
*; % ,*;
____ ) ( _________ New day
With A clean HEART
* NO Tears ...........
NO Fears ...........
NO Worry ..........
be HAPPY
*---* GOOD MORNING
* Dil se aapka khayal jaata nahin ........
Aap ke siva koi yaad aata nahi ......
Hasrat hai rooz dekhoon aapko ......
par khambakhat madari aapko rooz lata nahi.
* The teddy bear dances when it see's some one smart !!
O "" O
( -.- )
(,) )
L,! L
Ok dont force .........
* HA
HAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Nothing !! Just remembered your face !!
* What is education ????
" Education is wasting one -fourth of your life learning
how to waste the rest three-fourth ".
* A man to sardar : oh ! sardarji meri beti ab JAWAN ho gayi hai
Sardar replies : Oye !toh border pe bhej de !!
* How Amazing !!!!
A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT " in 20 years ,
But a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins
* Aapki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye ,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye ,
Bus yhi sath chalte raho air dost ,
Ye dosti hume umar bhar chahiye.
* If -u-have reasons for loving someone,
Then - u -r using your mind ,
But if -u-love someone for no reasons ,
Then -u-r using your heart and that is
" TRUE LOVE "
* Friendship is one of the best gift that life brings,
its a bond of love ,laughter , and sharing .
I wish we could be together sharing our dreams ,
smiles , memories.
* You know which is the day to propose a beautiful
Women or a cute girl ........
April 1st . you know why ?
If she accepts OK ...........otherwise
Tell her APRIL FOOL
* What is the extreme limit of stupidity ?
Two sardar sitting on riksha and fighting for corner seat.
* DeRe iS aLwayS a ReaAsOn iN eVeRyThNg.
A rEaSoN 2 LivE , a ReAsOn 2 LUV ,
a rEaSoN 2 cRy bUt iF yOu cAnT fInD
a rEaSoN 2 SMILE , cAn i Be D rEaSoN
4 a wHILe
* Hear beats 72 times a minute.
Even if your heart beats only a minute
you will live !!!!
Becoz , 71 times my heart beats 4 u ...........
* Dooriyonse farak padhta nahi ,
Baat dilon ki nazdikiyon se hoti hai .
Dosti to khas apnose hai varna
Mulakath to najane rooz kitno se
hoti hai .
* Boro plus ke liye Kareena ........
Lux ke liye Aishwarya .........
Sunsilk ke liye Bipasha .........
Himami ke liye Madhuri .......
Dont worry you are there for
"Itchguard"
* (>"""<)
( ' . ' )
(") (") Cant hear you
(>""<)
( -0- )
(") (") Cant see you
(>""<)
( ' . ' )
(") (") cant meet you
(>" "<)
( " ( ' , ' ) " ) BUT
Miss You
* Peene do sakhi abhi raat baki hai .....
Aao ke naam ka ek aur jaam baki hai .......
Jana hai ladkhadate hue maikhane se ........
Peene do abhi kadmo me thodi jaan baki hai .......
* Three things in life once gone will not come back
" Time , Words and Opportunity "
Three things in life should never be lost
" Hope . Love and FRIENDS "
Cheers
* Boyfriend -- Mai tumse shaadi nahi karsakta
Ghar wale mana kar rahe hain
Girlfriend -- Ghar pe kaun kaun hai ??
Boyfriend -- ek Biwi aur teen bacche
* Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi ,
Muskura rahe the hum, par ankho me nami si thi ,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara ,
Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
* Red colour is for LOve ,
Pink is joy , yellow is luxury ,
green is grain , calm and cool blue ,
May all colour your home this HOLI
HAPPY HOLI !!!!
* Ek haathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya ,
Chuhiya ne haathini ko shikayat karke kaha
ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna
Mard humare ghar me bhi hain.
* Lub khamosh hota hai jab samne aate ho,
Dil dhadak jata hai jab nigah milate ho,
Sans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho ,
Bhoot ho kya ?? Itna kyu darate ho ??
* Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki
book ko kitne din mein padha ja sakta hai .....
WRITER - 6 months
DOCTOR - 2 months
LAWYER - 1 month
ENGINEER - " EXAM kab hai ? "
* Ice is a cream , luv is a dream but
"Friendship is evergreen"
Dont make friends before understanding
and don't break a friendship after
misunderstanding.
* Dil ke jazzbat ki awaaz nahi hoti ,
Ikraar me suron ki barsaat nahi hoti ,
Nigahe bayan kar deti hai sari dastan ,
Dosti lafzo ki mohtaz nahi hoti.
* Ek cheenti aur haathi ki shaadi ho gayi
Haathi dusre din hi mar gaya .
Cheenti boli -
Ek raat betayi pyar karne main
Ab saari umar beet jayegi sale ki kabr
khodne main .
* Population control slogan in north India --
HUM DO , HUMARE DO ,
UNKE BAAD JITNE BHI HON,
SABKO BANGALORE BHEJ DO !!
* Love the one who cares for you ,
Care the one who shares with you ,
Share with the one who knows you ,
Know the one who miss you ,
But don't miss the one who is
" ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU "
* Dreams are the BEST part of LIFE
If you MISS sleep
You MISS the best part of LIFE .
So its already LATE
Go to bed catch good sleep
Sweet dreams
* Sabse loving kaun : TUM
Sabse Sweet kaun : TUM
Sabse cute kaun : TUM
In sab me TUM se zayada kaun : HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun :
HUM TUM
* Never feel lonely , bcoz i am there to fill
your loneliness,
Never feel sad bcoz i am there to make you laugh
Never feel deserted, bcoz you are
Invaluable to someone ..........
* Ants were bathing and elephant jumped in to
pool . All ants got out of water one ant climbed on the
back of the elephant .
All ants shouted " DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SAALE KO "
* Lets be positive like this :
Four ants are moving through a jungle .
They saw an elephant coming towards them .
Then 1 st ant - We will kill him
2nd ant - we will break his leg.
3rd ant - we will throw him out of our way .
4th ant - we will leave him because he is alone
and we are four !!
* Sooni zindagi may hulchul mehsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui ,
Jaane kyon aaj aisa laga ,
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
* Importance of Thumb :
1) Child we it for chewing purpose .
2) illiterate people use it for sign.
3) winners use it for victory and
4) One fool is using it for reading SMS !!
* Is SMS ko sare kaam chhod kar mat padho,is SMS ko aap
baad me bhi padh sakte ho, ye SMS koi joke nahi hai,
ye SMS bahut imp bhi nahi hai , is SMS me aapko
kuch kehna nahi hai ,ye SMS thoda lamba zaroor hai , par
ye SMS kuch khas nahi hai , par mujhe ye baat samjh nahi aa raha ki
aap is SMS ko aise dhyaan se kyon padh rahe ho ,
ye SMS to main waise hi time pass karne ke liye forward kiya ,
ab aapko mere upar gussa aaya hoga , par mai kya karun
mujhe bhi kisi ne aise hi bheja.
* LALOO KE PEECHE KUTTE KA BACCHA PADHA ,
lalloo bola , " Hum toh BSNL ka card dalwa liya hun ,
sasura e HUTCH ka network kaise pakad raha hai ...........!!
* One night PRINCE CHARLES and SARDAR were
having dinner .
Prince said to sardar " give the wine you divine "
Sardar thought how poetic !!
So he said " Pass the custard you bastard !!
* Gulab ko bhi kamal bana dete ,
Uski ek ada pe koi gazal bana dete,
Kambakht marti nahi ladkiyan mujhpe ,
Warna bangalore me hum
TAJ MAHAL bana dete ...............
* Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge ,
Kaun jane ki hum kidhar jayenge ,
Hum aapki parchayi hain yaad rakhna ,
Jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge.
* Haseen tum ho toh bure hum bhi nahi ,
Mehlo me tum ho toh sadko pe hum bhi nahi ,
Dosti karke kehte ho busy ho ,
Kaan kholke sunlo free hum bhi nahi.
* Na kisi ko giraya na khud ko uchala ,
Kata zindagi ka safar dheere dheere
Jaha pahunche tum chaalange lagakar
Hum bhi wahi pahunche magar dheere dheere.
* Kitne jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai ,
Pyaas bhujti nahi ki barsaat guzar jati hai ,
Apni yadoon se kaho ki yun na sataya kare ,
Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai.
* Life is a journey where you meet many on the way,
Some may come to your heart and some may not ,
But never be emotionally involved ,
We never know when we have to walk alone.
* Motto of new generation ----
Na hum shaadi karenge na apne bacchon ka karne denge !!!!
* Guncha ye koi meray naam kar diya ,
Saki ne phir se mera jaam bhar diya ,
Tum jaisa koi nahi is jahan me ,
Subah ko teri julf ne shaam kar diya.
* You Know why GOD created gap between fingers ?????
So that , at some day your true mate comes and
fill those gaps by holding your hand FOREVER !!!!
* What is KISS ?????
In view of -
GEOMETRY -- Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips !!
ECONOMICS -- Kiss is that thing for which demand is always higher
than supply !!
PHYSICS -- Kiss is the process of charging a human body !!
COMPUTER -- Kiss is just like a LAN , in which 2 bodies are
connected with out any DATA CABLE .
* SMS karenge hum tumko bari bari ,
Hame lagti hain yeh rasam pyaari pyaari ,
Ye SMS milte hi ek SMS bhej dena ,
Kyonki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari.
* Ravan decides to apologise to Sri RAM ,
Knocks the door , Sri RAM opens the door .
Ravan stands thinking ...........guess what ?????
??????????????
KIS MUH SE MAAFI MANGU ???????
* Who was the 1 st Indian woman 2 fly abroad ?
?????????????
Arry THink
OH HO
SITA WITH RAVAN !!!!
* Yaadon me hamari vo bhi khoye honge ,
Khuli aankhon se kabhi vo bhi soye honge ,
Mana hasna hai aada gum chupane ki ,
Par haste haste kabhi mere liye vo bh roya honge.
* Smile is complete when it begins with your lips ,
Reflects in your eyes and ends with glow on your face .
" Wish you such smiling moments all your LIFE "
* Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan na lijiye ,
Kyu ho humse khafa bayaan toh kijiye ,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gai koi khata ,
Yu yaad na karke hume saza na dijiye
* Sabhi nagme saaz me gaye nahi jate ,
sabhi log mehfil me bulage nahi jate ,
Kuch pass rehkar bhi yaad nahi aate ,
Kuch log door hote hue bhi bhulaye nahi jate.
* Whenever you share the goodness in your your ,
You always end up winning hearts because life is
an echo , It gives back what you have given !!!!
* When nights are long and friend are few ,I sit
by my window are think of you .............
A silent whisper a silent fear .......With all my
heart I wish you were here..........
* Dil ki hasrat zuban pe aane lagi ,
unhe dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi,
yeh ishq ki inteha thi ya meri diwangi,
har surat mei, surat unki nazar aane lagi
* Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai humari ,
Aap yuhi khush rahein hasrat hai humari ,
Aap ko hum yaad aayein na ayein ,
Aaap ko yaad karna adat hai humari.
* Aap pass rahi ya door ,
Hum dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain ,
Na kisiki miss call na phone , na SMS ke mohtaz hain hum,
Aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hain.
* Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hain ,
jhuki nigah ko ikrar kehte hain .
Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi ,
Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hain.
* Live for the person who dies for you ,
Smile for the person who takes care of you ,
Fight for the person who protects you ,
And love the person who loves more than you.
* Maana hum itne SWEET nahi ki diabetes ho jaye ,
Nahi itne SALTY ki BP badh jaye ,
Nahi itne TASTY ki maza aa jaye ,
Par itne KADVE bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye.
* God picked up a rose and dipped it in dew .....
It then kissed it which turned in to YOU
It then gifted it to me as the part of the Blessings .
* Hello !! Whats wrong with your mobile ????
Tried so many times but every time I call
It says : The subscriber your trying to reach is
in your HEART
* A Gorgeous girl , walks up to professor's cabin amd
says : I will do anything to pass the exam
Professor -- Anything ?????????
Girl -- YES
Professor -- Then go and study
* Ae kalam zara ruk ruk kal chal ,
Kya gazab ka mukam aaya hai ,
Thodi deer thehar ja kyunki ,
Teri nok ke neeche mere pyaar ka naam aaya hai .
* If you born as poor , it's not your mistake .
But if you die as poor , thats your mistake.
* When I send you SMS it doesnt mean you have to do the same ,
You can send fruits ,pizza , chocos, CDs , DVDs , cash etc
Even DDs and cheques also accepted
* A Bond of love , A medal of trust ,
A shoulder in sadness , A hand in darkness,
A special relation to hold ,
A ear where secrets can b told .
Is person like YOU .
* I am a word of five letters , people eat me .
If you remove my 1st letter , I will form of energy ,
If you remove my 1st two letters I will be needed for living .
If you remove my 1st three letters i will be near you ,
If you remove my 1st four letters i will be a drink for you.
WHO AM I ????????
Reply if you are genius .
* Easiest way to die .............
1) Have a cigar daily -- you will die 10 years early
2) Have drinks daily -- you will die 30 years early
3) But love someone truly - you will die daily
* Ba adab ba mulaiza hoshiyaar ........
pagalon ki maharani ,
hindustani bewakufon ki sardar ,
Noorey cham , husn-e- pagalistaan
SMS padhke muskura rahi hain !!!!
* What is the height of flirting ??????????
When your love letter starts with
" TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN "
* God puchha , kidhar jana mangta hai ?????
SWARG ya NARG ??????
Apun bola NARG ,Malum kyu ?
Tum sala dostlog udharich milenge ,
Bole toh jidhar tum ,woich apun ka SWARG.
* Love is something that no one can hate ,
It is a passion we find in our mate ,
It can happen early or late AND
It is a medicine without expiry date .
* Rab se karni kuch baat baki hai ,
Poori karni ek khwaish baki hai ,
Agar maut bhi aa jaye to keh denge RUK ,
Mere yaar se meri ek mulakaat baki hai .
* 24 Sweet hrs make
1 sweet day !
7 sweet day make
1 sweet week !
4 sweet weeks makes
1 sweet month !
But ..........One sweetu like you makes life unlimited sweet .
* Haryani jaat riding a cycle and hits a girl
GIRL : Ghanti nahi mari jati kya ?
JAAT : Ye chori bawli dikhe ?
Poori cycle mar di ab ghati alag se maru
* Mat guroor kar apney husn ka ,
Andaaz hum bhi rakhtey hain.
Ayena bhi kahaan dikhaata hai woh tasveer ,
Jo apki tasveer hum pesh kiya kartey hain.
* In times of difficuties , dont ever say,
GOD i have a big problem, instead say -
Hey problem , I have a big GOD and everything
will be alright .
* Aap se ho na baat toh hum fikar karte hain,
Har waqt apne aap se apka zikar karte hain ,
Apki dosti humein naseeb hui , is baat ka rab se
shukriya ada karte hain .
* Chala ja msg tu banke gulab , hogi sachi dosti toh
ayega jawab , agar na aaye jawab toh mat hona
udas , samajh lena ke unke liye koi or hai khas .
* Shab bhar shabd ko taraste rahe ,
shab bhar sabr karte rahe, shab bhar shabnam ka nasha ,
Nasha toota toh shab shab na rahi hum hum na rahe .
* 1 + opposite of W + Initial of ice +
Twice of the letter before + 3/4 of X + 15 letter +
1/2 of O .
If UR free find the answer and SMS me
* Kanjus ki tarah zindagi kya jeena ,
Kabhi meri tarah bhi jiya karo ,
Roj mera SMS padh kar sharam nahi aati ,
kabhi kabhi khud bhi SMS kar liya karo.
* Sending you 1000 SMILES , Take one for now and
keep the remaining 999 under your pillow , pick
out 1 every time you think of me coz i wanna see you
SMILING ALWAYS
* Dushmani is a bridge Between you and me ,
When you feel lonely cross it I Am waiting
on the other side forever And if your afraid just
tell me .............I'll cross it for your .
* Tumhari dushmani ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar aata hai ,
sochta hu ghar ki bijli katwa du ,
aur tumhe deewar par latka du ,
kambakhat bill bahut aata hai.
* Large crowd gathered in a hall ,
an angel asked us to write down our sins before going to heaven,
Before i could start writing mine , I heard you shouting :
Extra paper plz !!
* Suraj ki pehli kiran tumhe roshani de ,
Chaman ki kaliyan tumhe khushbu de,
hum kuch de na de , denewala tumhe
umar bhar khushiyan de !
* A wellwisher is never measured by the number of
times he made you laugh ...........but by the number
of times he made you smile after you cried.
* Successful persons can never be defeated by problems !
They become masters of the situation and defeat
the problems ! Be a successful person always .
* Arsh walon se guzarish hai meri ,
ki aayein wo zami per kabhi ,
khuda ki kudrat yahaan bhi ,
kuch kam nahi ,
* IQ Question !!!!
A rich man needs _______
A poor man has ________
If you eat ________ u die !!
Only one word fits in all the 3 blanks !!
* It is ordinary 2 luv d marvellous but it is marvellous
to love the ordinary , Any one can love a rose , but it
takes a great deal to love a leaf .
Love every body ..........Thats life .
* Input seed output fruit ,
Input love output pain ,
Input hardwork output success.
Input ATM card output Money ,
Input Friendship output Sujata.
* An ass , behind another ass ,
behind tht I , and behind me the
whole nation ............
Sardar teaching his children the spelling of
"ASSassInaTION "
* Jo baat tujhme hai teri tasveer mein kahan ,
Jo nikhar tujhme hai teri tasvir mein kahan ,
Jo najakat tujhme hai teri tasvir mein kaha ,
Jo chandni tujhme hai vo chand mein kaha ,
Jo komalta tujhme hai wo komal mein kaha ,
Hum to dum se bedum hue
Jo halat humari pehle thi wo ab kaha .
* Many of us either fear tomorrow or regret
yesterday but i wont fear tomorrow if u will
still be there for me and I don't regret yesterday
because one yesterday I met you.
* Apno ne zeher ka jaam de diya ,
gairon ne bewafa naam de diya ,
jo kehte the humein bhool na jana ,
usine bhool jane ka paigam de diya !!
* Khuda mujhse bola " bande ishq na kar ,
tu deewana ho jayega , Maine kaha
E khuda kabhi zameen pe aake mere
yaar se mil, ishq tujhe bhi ho jayega.
* Dosti gunha hai toh hone dena ,
Dosti khuda hai toh khone na dena ,
Agar kisi ko dost banao toh ,
us dost ko kabhi rone na dena.
* I may not be the most important person in your life
But I just hope that one day when you hear my name
you would just smile and say hey that's my friend.
* Never make the same mistake twice ,there are
so many new ones to make.
* Sehmi si nigaho me khwab hun saja denge ,
suni si raho me phool hum bicha denge ,
Humare sang muskura kar toh dekhiye,
hum aapkey har gum bhula dengey.
* SMS har pal karu toh shararat hogi ,
har din karu toh pareshani hogi ,
kabhi kabar karu toh kanjusi hogi ,
par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.
* Padh likh kar kya karna hai ,
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai ,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya toh
fir pehli class se hi padhna hai !!
* Kanta na hota , toh phool ki hefazat na hoti ,
andhera na hota toh roshini ki zarurat na hoti ,
Agar mil jati har khushi duniya mai , toh
dil ki mulaqat dard se na hoti.
* Can you solve this puzzle ??????
I live in water , If you cut my head , am at your door,
If you cut my tail i am a fruit , If you cut both
I am with you
* Only open heart receive LOVE.
Only open minds receive WISDOM
Only open hands receive GIFTS and
Only special people receive msg's from ME .
* Ae khuda aaj barsat ho jaye,
Kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye ,
jo mujhe SMS na karte ho , unka
mobile usme doob jaye
" NA RAHEGA PHONE NA BAJEGA TONE"
* Everything in this world is so fine but
Everything is not mine .
But there is one thing thats pure and divine .....
Your friendship and luckily its mine .
* You may be out of my nazar ,
But not out of my dil ,
You may be out of my reach
But not out of my soch ,
I may be kuch bhi nahi to you ,
But you will always be bahut kuch to me .
* As I walked ants crawl up the wall ,
I noticed that no matter how busy they are,
they still stop and communicate with each other.
Hope will be like them .
* Bikhre ashko ke moti hum piro na sake
Apki yaad may sari raat so na sake .
Beh na jaye anshuo may tasveer aapki ,
Bas yeh soch kar hum ro na sake .
* This poem is dedicated to you :
Twinkle Ttwinkle little star ,
you should know what you are ,
And once you know what you are ,
MYSORE ZOO is not too far .
* Teacher to sardar : Where were you born ?
Sardar : In Tiruwanantapuram .
Teacher : Spell it ?
Sardar : ( After thinking ) I think I was born in GOA .
* Sardar 1 : ( Giggling behind sardar 2 at ATM centre )
Hahahahahaha I have seen your password .
Sardar 2 : What is it ?
Sardar 1 : Starts ( * * * * )
Sardar 2 : Hahahahaha you are wrong its 2356.
* Sometimes my eyes gets jealous of my heart ......you know why ?
Because , you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
* Ye gam ,ye aansoo kam na honge ,
ye yaadon ke ghere hardum na honge ,
Bita lo kuch lamhe humare saath bhi,
phir yaad karoge jab hum na honge .
* There are some people in this world who die very early
because God loves them more but your still alive
because there is someone who loves you more than God.
* New Teacher: Students tell your name and hobbies!
Now boys start .....
I am Robert, My hobby is " watching bubble in the bathtub "
I am Rohit, My hobby is " watching bubble in the bathtub "
I am Raghu, My hobby is " watching bubble in the bathtub "
Teacher: I wonder you all have same hobbies, next girls ......
My name is bubble
* Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha .
Wife : Tussi itni der se ki dekh rahe ho ?
Sardar : Expiry date dhoond raha hoon .......
* Maine jo socha kabhi paya nahin ,
Chahkar bhi mai use bhool paya nahin ,
Chahta to tha mein usko apnana ,
par maine usko kabhi bataya nahin .
* I was on a ship thinking of you .....when I looked down,
I dropped a tear inti the ocean .
Then I promised myself that , until I find it I won't forget you .
* The beauty of english -
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence
can lead to a nice story ? Here's an example :
Oh John please don't touch me at all !
Oh John please don' t touch me at !
Oh John please don't touch me !
Oh John please don't touch !
Oh John please don't !
Oh John please !
Oh John !
Ohh !!!!
* Thought of the day :
" Death is not the greatest loss in life . The greatest loss is what dies
inside us while we live "
* Please seriously pass this sms to your friends . A person urgently needs
2 bottles of ........................
Pepsi with chicken / mutton biryani .
It's serious , contact number and name is given below !
* Ek tumko humme yaad karne ki firsat nahi ,
Ek humko tumhe bhulne ki aadat nahi .
Tumko bhulne ki karte hain roz koshish ,
Magar sanso ke bina jeene ki aadat nahi .
* A smile may mean I like you ,
A rose may mean I care you ,
A ring may mean I will respect you ,
But a simple SMS like this mean I remember you .
* SMILE is a language of LOVE ,
it is a source to win HEARTS ,
smile creates greatness in your personality
so please kindly , honestly BRUSH your TEETH twice a day .
* Save
A space
For Me
in your
HEART
& not
in your mind .
The mind
easily
Forgets
But the heart ALWAYS REMEMBERS
Like now I remember you .
* Koi hai jo dua karta hai ,
Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta hai ,
Bhut khushnaseeb samajhte hain khud ko hum ,
door reh ke bhi koi yaad kia karta hai .
* Ae chand tu chamak chahe na chamak ,
hamein koi bhi gam nahi ,kyun ki ye SMS
padhne wala bhi ek chand hai ,
jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi .
* Every tear is a sign of brokeness ,
Every silence is a sign of lonliness ,
Every smile is a sign of kindness ,
Every SMS is a symbol of rememberance.
* Friendship is not a rose that lives for a day .
It's a tree that grows forever.
So keep watering the tree daily , with water called 'SMS' .
* 9 Planets
8 Directions
7 Wonders
6 Senses
5 Pandavas
4 Seasons
3 Choices
2 Genders
1 Friend like you
Makes a difference keep smiling.
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